Friday, January 31, 2014

me: HOLY FRICKEN CRAP
i just spent like
30 minutes reading creepypastas
specifically reddit's "nosleep" subreddit
and then i got a phone call on my work computer
"unknown number"
and a weird falsetto voice said, "helloooo, is preston there?"
and i said, "yes, this is preston"
and then it hung up
WHAT THE F

Tim: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

me: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK
WHO WAS THAT
WHAT
THE
HECK

Tim: HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHHA

me: OMGOSH

Monday, January 6, 2014

dude, meetings



so i was in a meeting where i was only observing, and i got super bored and sleepy, so i tried to stay awake and look busy at the same time by writing on this post-it pad, and it turns out to be one of the funniest things ever because i don't even remember writing half of it

pretty sure this is what i would sound like if i were high

chinese tourette's


Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Friday, December 20, 2013

Thursday, December 19, 2013

a new addition to my bookshelf


chanel products look so nice.  :}

Monday, December 16, 2013

gifts

i love giving gifts :)

Thursday, December 12, 2013

I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night; the blanket that wraps around you all night. I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find. I want to talk about everything in the world newspapers. I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you. I want to have differences between us. I want your flaws. All of them. I want go into the deepest corners of your mind and never get bored of you. I want to be surprised by the new all the time. I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art; always trying to chase what you crave … and capture you.
- Elay Neal Moses

Tuesday, December 3, 2013



it's the holidays!

Sunday, December 1, 2013