me: HOLY FRICKEN CRAP
i just spent like
30 minutes reading creepypastas
specifically reddit's "nosleep" subreddit
and then i got a phone call on my work computer
"unknown number"
and a weird falsetto voice said, "helloooo, is preston there?"
and i said, "yes, this is preston"
and then it hung up
WHAT THE F

Tim: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

me: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK
WHO WAS THAT
WHAT
THE
HECK

Tim: HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHHA

me: OMGOSH

dude, meetings

so i was in a meeting where i was only observing, and i got super bored and sleepy, so i tried to stay awake and look busy at the same time by writing on this post-it pad, and it turns out to be one of the funniest things ever because i don't even remember writing half of it

pretty sure this is what i would sound like if i were high

chinese tourette's